Ugh Burke lives in the Tampa Area and was (is?) a professor at USF. Bradenton sucks. In fact the entire I-75 corridor from North Ft. Myers to the South Tampa Suburbs sucks. Most of the local population in that area is single moms who are Applebee’s and Hooters waitress and their deadbeat baby daddy’s who are trying to…

Jesus, what did a child ever do to you? And yes, it’s necessary for her to go see her grandparents on Christmas.

+1

“And that’s why you don’t put the ball in your lap when you step through, Mason!”

—Perky Plumlee (and every other basketball dad across the country)

Kamala Harris is dope. I hope like hell she runs for president someday soon. (Edit: And before the jokez start, it’s pronounced like “Pamela” with a K, not like the horribly racist professional wrestling character.)

The amount of homophobia in these letters is, even though it shouldn’t be surprising, actually very surprising. There is such a large population of this country who thinks it’s an appropriate and effective insult to call someone gay. It takes a really, really small person with little to no self confidence to spew out…

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an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

I heard Stephen sat out because he thought it would be in poor taste to rain 3s on Houston tonight.

Sadly I see it as a five game series tops. Dubs won't be coming in to San Antonio tired from playing the previous night. At full strength, and rested, I don't see how the Spurs win more than one game.

Thank you, Golden State, for making the NBA a more entertaining game on the whole this year. I can’t remember the last time I actually cared about NBA goings on for an entire season like this before.

Actually, you have a legal right to do neither.

I can answer this. I believe that Griffin is so broken down that he is no longer able to do the things that he could once do to cover up for his shortcomings.

“NYC and Philly are great...but I really enjoy Seattle”

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

I read that as $7.30/hour and I still thought it was a reasonable rate.

I love this “your goddess” shit, I really do. Where on earth would you get the idea that Hillary is a “goddess” to me? I’ve never written anything about her that was not sharply negative—more negative by far than what I’ve written here about Mike Huckabee.

He’s not eating it! He’s showing off how huge it is. It’s that big, man! A big ol’ burrito!