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I was with Billy when he died. It turns out he’d ingested a couple extra packets of sugar, felt really hot, and blamed the car next to him. Somebody caught him on their dashcam.

What movie did you get this idea from? You think banks and dealerships just have vast warehouses storing extra keys for the millions of cars sold each year?

He looks like a turtle lustfully eyeing a tasty leaf.

Design is subjective, but yeah, most Toyotas look ugly or angry, following their Lexus ugly-face lead. Hondas are going robotic or robot-angry. Can we get some more Mazda-happy face?

And that he has an apple pie, baseball bat, and hot dog tattooed on his ass, because America is in the seat of his pants

Some say he’s powered by an LS7

Kristen, you are now my favourite Jalop! When your first instinct is to game I think a solitary tear rolled down my cheek. <3

Fuck you VW. I’m so sick of the US getting shitty bastardized versions with very limited options. I was recently admiring how nice the European version looks and how it appeared to be perfectly sized. Somehow I knew they would screw the US over once again. Between this trend and Dieselgate, I strongly doubt I’ll be

I do not and will never understand the problem behind this.

You’re in the wrong neighborhood boy

Don’t piss off Queen Latifah.

Great post David. I’m proud to give it the first star! Unfortunately, I can’t give you a straight answer to this question. I’m not someone who gets overly attached to his cars on an emotional level, my current Elise notwithstanding. Interestingly enough though, I can tell me immediately that I identify that Elise

That...did not go the direction I was thinking (hoping?). But it’s interesting, for sure.

Congratulations, Mr. Canadian Moose, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Honda which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes washing it.

I can hardly wait!

The LS is the most powerful, comfortable, and boring Camry you can buy.

Fun Talking Heads/driving fact: If you're doing I-70 westbound through Glenwood Canyon, put on Remain In Light at the start of the canyon, the music pairs with uncanny precision to the curves.