Wow, I....I was so wrong.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

I feel like this is one of those fetishes you never hear about until you find yourself in a scary part of the internet at 3am.

I have always liked Leighton.

“You are a girl, you have to compete with the girls!”

“How dare you compete with the girls!”

I can say from a rather short experience that solitary confinement is torture in every way but name.

I was picked up on an outstanding warrant, having just left a rehab facility for a variety of issues (drug and alcohol abuse, major depressive disorder, etc.), and was taken to my local jail. I was in an already…

The reporting on this (obviously not here) in other outlets has made me insane. It says things like “confederate flag couple sentenced to prison time” or whatever, completely ignoring the fact these people terrorized and waived a gun at children at a birthday party!! I’ve seen so many comments like “yes, it’s bad, but…

“Checkers the dog was conceived on that sofa!”

Awsome

I love that spat. Spicer was born in Rhode Island, NYT describes him as “New England-bred,” Spicer complains that they got his birthplace wrong. Does he...not know?

Y’know? He just looks... thinned-out, worn, tepid, insubstantial, ready to crumble. When I look in the mirror (Class of ‘92!) I don’t see that puffy ghostliness he’s got going on. Maybe that’s why he’s so comical when he does this tough-talking act— it’s like being scolded by a Shmoo.

And analyze. Lots of analyzing. And I would have punctuated with an enormous number of colons.

Hey you try being regular when you swallow that much gum.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Sean is way too uptight, he needs to loosen up a bit.

Class of ‘93? He looks like he’s 60 years old!

I think sister like best friend /soul sister not blood (doesn’t make it less family tho)

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

D.A.M.N.! I didn’t know Miranda Lambert was on the Jezebel.