Dude, a prolapsed rectum is serious business. I’d go see a doctor about that...

Scat usually brings out the inner asshole. I can absolutely see 485HP doing it metaphorically.

Note for future reference: there’s a huge difference between understanding social issues and being a SJW. You can be against sexual assault and leniency due to privileged status, while at the same time think that the people with the pitchforks, demanding that every person convicted of sexual assault be burned at the…

So does the fact that he merely played high school sports make him sufficiently privileged to make him, his lawyers, and the judge appropriate targets for an online shame campaign? I’m struggling to see how this is a story of national importance. All it will do is stoke the flames of keyboard social justice warriors…

I call the sit-down ones “boatercycles.”

[Speedo has] enjoyed a winning relationship with Lochte for over a decade and he has been an important member of the Speedo team, we cannot condone behavior that is counter to the values this brand has long stood for.

No fucking way Derwin James in 19 years old. This kid is going to be so fun to watch.

Nah, KBB definitely applies to AMG.

Go Noles! #suckithaters

NADA = National Automobile Dealers Association

I thought it was disrespectful that Piazza chose to go into the Hall of Fame as a Met instead of the team where he achieved most of his success from the Florida Marlins

Yeah, that’ll be great, getting up at 3 AM to watch racewalking.

But why would anybody want to 10m air pistol or dressage or trampolining live and uncut?

It’s battery, not assault. Given the lack of actual physical trauma, there are financial remedies to such things.

Well...that’s on Rupp. If he wanted attention, he should have been a swimmer or a gymnast, vandalized a store, or called his opponents “cowards” on Twitter.

Closing ceremonies are bullshit. If I was in charge I’d just turn the power off, then tell everyone to piss off and find their own way home. Thanks for the debt and bad press dickheads

You need to reread it. The article was written well before the Olympics. The “probably” refers to “likely winners” not “likely intersex”.

Passengers on the whole certainly aren’t getting any narrower.

Semenya won the 800m by over a second...

Can’t we all just be woke enough to accept the fact that a female Olympic contender with testicles will always be a faster runner than a female Olympic contender who has been saddled with ovaries?