I wouldn't mind seeing him back in a slightly larger capacity. Seriously, does anyone have fond memories of comic Shocker when he isn't being used comedically?

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking Peter accidentally doomed the world in that scene.

Shocker sucks in the comics. I liked both guys who played him here, disposable villains as they were—I even enjoyed the lampshading with "Ok, you're Shocker now."

No, she's human.

Wait till you see Clint's pubic bone slits.

They do have cheap pool.

The Bourne Out.

The other guy was the NIV to his KJV.

Steve Carrell?

Pureheart the Powerful or I'm dropping the show.

DOUG

Twitter really doesn't function anything like Facebook. Long tweetstorms can be really annoying, yeah (write a blog, geez), but I tend to think most people who still dog on Twitter have never really used it as it was intended to be used. Follow interesting people, and it's very interesting. I follow virtually no one I…

I wish it was only David Cage.

The also are involved with last Man on Earth. Which is great.

Me too. But I did enjoy the article.

Guards, Guards is almost definitely the best intro.

I'd stay in a Hard Rock Hotel for the novelty. Not everything is about being cool or not. I enjoy going to Gatlinburg and everything is covered in a thin layer of cheese. It doesn't matter—most Americana touristy type stuff is at least 50% kitsch but that doesn't mean it can't be fun.

There will never be a good Transformers movie w/o a total reboot. Bay poisoned the well with the first crappy movie and they've just gotten worse.

Also an article that uses that comparison then closes the article telling Stone to grow up because we need more complex political dialog.

Do You Remember Walter is covertly the Kinks' best song.