Tech Bro Warriors Fan. Has loved basketball since it was invented in Silicon Valley by a gutsy venture capitalist back in 2009.

Also correct. And No One is on third. It’s a set of triplets on a Little League team.

Wait...I thought No one now was on second

“But I don’t have to stay here like you.”

Or

You're right, but at least I don't live here.

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

Anyone else really confused with the conference finals so far? It’s like everything I think I know about basketball gets blown out of the water the next game, every game so far. The only consistent things have been Russell Westbrook and KD.

Walked away from the obvious counter of “Yeah, but in 2 hours I won’t be.”

Im a lifetime Cavs fan, and I won’t smile at this guy. This is becoming a problem in the league.

“YOU’RE IN CLEVELAND NOW!”

The catcher also happens to be former mlber Steve Sax’s son Yakety.

It’s a great Three Stooges routine, but doesn’t make for very good Abbott & Costello.

Right? What is Barkley, 6'6, 250? What are the odds this drunken fan comes anywhere near matching up to Barkley haha.

“I regret we weren’t on a higher floor...”

Well, at least some Warrior is trying to put up a fight.

(Lacob’s fiancé, also in attendance, would later play the part of charming peacemaker with the Thunder fan heading into Game 4)

Was that fan not aware that of any former professional basketball player, Charles Barkley is the one who has actually thrown someone through a plate glass window, and when asked by the judge if he had any regrets, said yes, I wish I had been on a higher floor?

This is a valid, well-thought out position backed up by data appearing in a comments section, and I am now headed to my father-in-law’s bunker to wait out the imminent apocalypse.

Applying it to all institutions might be tricky, but there’s something screwed up about how much federal funding private universities can get without having to provide any accountability to the public about what they do with that money (and using it provide what sure feels like a public service). I’ll admit the…