No way! The Triple Lindy prep where I make fart noises with my armpit and test the wind with my thumb kills it with the dads and kids at the neighborhood pool. I suggest you try it sometime.

Try mentioning the Triple Lindy any more and you get a very blank stare.

Yeah....this was never going to end well for you.

I am pretty sure that what you just described is known, in legal parlance, as “exigent circumstances”.

I have an exception to your rules on standing in a game. I was at a White Sox game a few years ago and a group from Misericordia sang the National Anthem. For those of you who don’t know what Misericordia is, it’s a home for people with mental disabilities, mostly downs syndrome. Well, we have season tickets, for…

LMAO Jon, I can relate. I have the worst case of “Foot in Mouth” disease, I do DUMB SHIT like this with girls all the time.

It’s even harder to believe that people still want to vote for him (cough cough dad cough cough).

Texas de Brazil, same set up as Fogo de Choa, but better. I go there once a year to absolutely defile myself with steak. Like, I have straight refused to allow my girlfriend to come with my friends and I, because she would only be disgusted.

I fear that even we liberals are missing an important point here.

This list is almost smaller than Trump’s tiny, tiny hands.

I wonder what would have happened if he had chosen a normal person as VP-candidate?

This is a case where size does matter. The GOP should be embarassed by how short that list is.

I too, love the Rohan LOTR theme.

The first time I saw the Clapper in a store I couldn’t believe it was real, and promptly bought it for my older brother as a Christmas present.

To this day, I still tell people that my light is a clapper, just to see if they’ll clap like an asshole. It’s not a clapper, what the fuck are you doing. Hilarious

Agreed about music. I’m a 90s rock/classic rock guy myself, but a good film score really is the best contemporary music

Umm...there are people who don’t think the Clapper was real?

Jesus, when I heard it was "a little chilly for lips and assholes" I thought they were talking about Detroit's famous Coney dogs!

This is absolutely disgusting.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul