#5 in this list is simply NOT true.

I have NEVER gotten a really clean car from a car wash. To remove dirt and grime from your car, you have to TOUCH IT.

Step 4 ensures that you will live forever on mailing lists.

What the hell ever happened to this? Giz did an article on it 7 years ago...so where is my 92 mpg super commuter?

But doesn't the publication of things like this actually destroy them? Do you really think that airlines won't adjust to maximize profitability when people follow this advice?

I heard a piece of silk works wonders to reduce static in the dryer.

Reading articles like this and the responses from people like Missy and Heather really puts the petty shit we get excited about on the internet into perspective, doesn't it?

Not being able to open Gmail in All Mail view convinced me that Gmail is not the app for my needs.

Did Ballmer go to Adobe? Creative Cloud looks like a classic Microfvck move.

What if we send a probe to another planet and it accidentally introduces a virus or organism that does great harm to the life on that planet? That could be interpreted as a biological attack and could subject us to retaliation.

I want to know how to root a nearly worthless Verizon Ellipsis. Damned thing only allows 1 GB for apps and I don't see any use for the microSD card slot.

Grow a pair for God's sake! Stake out your stuff and punish the assholes that try and take advantage of you by stealing your shit.

You're lying now, aren't you?

This one comes with free shipping....

LogMeIn didn't "just" kill LogMeIn Free, it also shafted its paying customers like me. How? LogMeIn also raised the rates of its paying clients WITHOUT TELLING US by 300% in some cases.

Come to think of it, why don't people in Northern zones just use radiant heating in their driveways to keep them clear of snow and ice?

Here is a better model...

Awesome!

Only a 10% increase in endurance in 10 weeks? Kind of disappointing. What is needed to get more of an increase in the same (or less) time?

I'm just sayin'...roll your own....