i wish. Still waiting on the check.

Wes, do you understand the difference between me, and someone who gives a fuck what you think, whoever the fuck you are?

My behavior? What behavior are you referring to?

That graphic does nothing to support any argument you have made. But it does have pretty colors!

That's probably because US consumers must pay for TLC... which is by far the best educational channel in the Universe! Take THAT, Open University! ;)

Oh yeah, you work for Dish Network, I assume.

I live in the US. Don't lump me in with those UK-dwelling Anglo Saxons...

1) They are allowed to "lobby". This is the fault of the American Electoral system, not Comcast.

Troll bitch, please. Last time I was in the UK over 20 years ago, I voted LibDem. You should really put a cork in your ass before you say something embarrassing.

I don't know... it's your imagination... pick which ever one you want!

Oh come on... this one was super dumb...

I have subscribed to Comcast in the past, and I got great service (even though I never needed service, since everything worked as expected). You don't like ridiculous amounts? Get a fucking HD antenna and quit yer bitchin'.

Of course Americans hate Comcast... Comcast makes them pay for the media they consume. What an archaic concept!

Hmmm, just thought of a great April Fools prank...

Quite probably! Good luck!

Let the time-wasting begin!

Yup, happens all the time...

Correction:

Yeah 1350lbs is WAAAAAy too heavy.

Classic headline-only reader.