He has done so many episodes, how has he not ended up making a dildo bow yet?

After Nasa got there, they realized there was nowhere to plug in the rechargeable batteries.

"... Broadcast Manager". I got it at Streaming Media East 2000. God, have I been working in streaming video that long? :)

I'm pretty sure the artists have alternate avenues to distribute their for media for free. Whether they want to or not is the question at hand. Youtube is just changing how they are doing monetization. Out with the old, in with the new, or see ya chap!

No, Apple would never do anything like that...

Are you sure that's not just Apple Maps?

and people think i'm stupid for believing in god....

You should quit while you're behind.

There's almost no limit to the torture you can deliver with this tool. I bet I could even make Godot talk!

As real as you want it to be (in your head)

Oh, wait, you said SouthWest?

i keep this in my car at all times.

By far the best is the Nerf LRAD attachment. Your opponents will simply not be able to hit you with their hands over their ears.

Is the "fitness tracking" function not essentially the same as the "sleep tracking" function? Waking up in the middle of the night to charge your battery might lead to disappointing results as far as your sleep quality.

That mofo will wake you up in a flash!

• Count One: Internet Threats, 18 U.S.C. § 875(c): Transmitting communications containing threats to shoot and injure FBI Special Agent RS via Twitter and YouTube.

Adam, you are normally unbiased in presenting facts, but the headline and your story seems to ignore most of the charges. What you should be reporting is that he is getting 15 years for knowingly linking to (distributing) stolen material.

He's fine, and was reported to be cavorting in Central Park at the news.

That sounds ok. You only need 6 iWatches to make it through the day. Better buy a man purse!

Seems like there was one terrible oversight... The number and mix of tools you can include seems predicated based on the circumference of your wrist. Too many tools, it will fall off your wrist. Most have the tool links have different widths, so you should be able to get a fairly good fit, but what tools you will end…