I personally find the tooth brushing such a violation of everyone.  Listen, I don’t want to shit in here anymore than anyone else but I also don’t want you to brush my particulate air poop matter onto your teeth.  It’s all just wrong.  

Things for which only I will find interesting: Your dog, Carter, looks exactly like my dog, Andy Rooney.  Carry on.  

When I worked at a pizza place in college, the 18" pie came from the same dough ball as the 16" pie. Additionally, the cheese was measured the same. You might get a few more pepperoni but all and all, you got the same pizza, stretched out more for a 18" over a 16" While this might not be universal, it should be…