The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

Look at Mike Pence, eagerly calculating how many more days Donald has to live before dying of a massive heart attack or stroke.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Jazz Jackrabbit and Jazz Jackrabbit 2, a pair of games near and dear to my arm, are now available for purchase on GOG.com, optimized to play on these newfangled modern computers. The hare pair are joined by Epic Pinball: The Complete Collection, another game that helped me while away the mid-’90s.

“It’s not just a one time purchase. It never is.”

Black Phillip approved*

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

Roy Moore almost rushed the field, but saw bush and decided against it.

Damn, Tiger really needs to stop ruining his brand immediately after Thanksgiving.

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Nay. “Gaming the System” is an American pastime. If the wealthy can do it with their tax loopholes, we can do it for Thor Ragnarock.

“Making matters worse, ex-Gazillion staff are also reporting that they’re not even being paid their severance or PTO, and that their medical insurance will end next week.”

I have no evidence to back this up besides decades of Old Man Cynicism, but I would bet good money that the higher-ups made off with a nice shiny…

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.

I don’t know if you noticed, but the one with the toilet in the middle of the apartment accessed by four doors... the toilet is the only way to get between the rooms.