If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

“once blizzard and the fan base mutually decided they are happy with the way it all works.”

Hey if they are going back on their word on this maybe it means there is hope for a single player campaign mode.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Real friends give honest advice.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

I wonder who designed them...

Better than USPS raising their rate for not delivering your mail... or misdirecting your mail to middle of nowhere...

That’s the problem with being an immortal ruler. Everyone around you - friends, family, even rivals and enemies - eventually dies.

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

This is what happens when you let your crew drink Romulan ale on duty. 

Not if you own a flamethrower and a rocket launcher.

It probably can’t top this gem:

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

GIF of my favorite loading screen:

Oh, just to be clear, all of these quotes aren’t in the book. I’m planning on doing a few Kotaku articles with reporting that didn’t fit into any of the chapters. And yes, I know, delays are all my fault etc.

OK, trendy foodism aside, why isn't bacon on that list? PB and bacon is amazing. No joke. Even turkey bacon, which normally should be relegated to the toilet before consuming, is pretty decent on a peanut butter sandwich.