At $60 I’m gonna import this just to sit there, like a console action figure.

You do not do bacon in a skillet at home. (I used to... not anymore)

Thanks for the tips

no need to gloss over it.

It’s an okay joke, just not very polished.

They really nailed it.

::sighs::

Pardon me, sir or ma’am, but you seem to have left your tin foil hat at home today.

That makes their continued litigious zeal somehow more palatable? I mean, I get what you’re saying here but at some point something’s gotta give.

It was a fucking joke. Jesus Christ. Do people like you really exist?

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

But the 3DS already has cartridges. And it’s a portable like the NX.

YES! I didn’t think they’d update this and I’m hugely excited. I’m going to a Con this weekend and in October I’m going 3 days to a comic con. This is going to be a very welcoming update and I can’t wait to try out the 5 games.

Yeah whatever, poor kid. My wrist band goes VRRROW VRROW when I put it in light saber mode.

This Fall on Fox: Jesus Cop.

But remember, the problem here is all that awful red tape stopping corporations doing anything they want as the free-market is always the best solution. /s

They cannot make PS4 backwards compatible because the architecture changed from their cell (PS3) towards x86 (PS4). The PS4 cannot even handle a PS3 game while emulating the PS3 architecture.