“I look forward to playing it in 2045"

All aboard the Unrealistic Expectations Followed by Crushing Disappointment and Misplaced Anger Train!!!

But did he utilise blast processing?

Technically, any camera can take a picture in complete darkness.

Editing fail.

If you think little Goku has it bad, wait until he names his next kid Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

HOW ABOUT THAT SEIKEN DENSETSU COLLECTION? HOW ABOUT PORTING THAT SOB OVER HERE AND FORCING ME TO BUY A SWITCH?

Just like Yoda wanted to think of himself as a cool lovable muppet and not a CGI mess.

How about trying this on for size... “we’ve done two trilogies about someone who came from humble beginnings but had a big family secret, why don’t we make this desert dwelling orphan just an orphan”

Yup. TLJ was a genuinely good movie. I loved it even more the second time specifically because of all of the nuance a second viewing brings. It is not perfect, but no movie ever is.

So many things and people had to come together, its why its special. I can’t imagine Star Wars being as big a phenomenon if they hadn’t lucked into casting soon-to-be-superstar Harrison Ford, or if the music had been mediocre and forgettable instead of John Williams spectacular and iconic score.

So...I think I liked what I saw. But what the fuck did I just see?

Technically, it’s a slightly cut-down version of a 1-year-old remaster of a 6-year-old game.

I don’t think anyone is actually surprised the XBX couldn’t outsell PlayStation in Japan.

Oh my god. It’s not predatory. Fuck. He kept the game x number of days. It costs x dollars per day to keep said game. He returned it. He got charged the price of that There is nothing predatory about this. It’s just simple math and common sense.

Yes, it’s obvious he’s attempting to make a joke. The butt of the joke is still “you’re small and I don’t give a shit about you unless it benefits me,” which is not a good message to be sending to employees going through a confusing transition.

What the hell is Francis.

I’m having a little A + B = C problem with your logic here.

OMG someone calmly and mildly criticized something in a game we better type up a whiny comment accusing the author of being more mad than he actually was

Is this particular ilk of aliens not supposed to know about ladders and ropes?