The correct meteorological term is “Poonami”. “Shartnado” is also acceptable.

I feel embiggened.

+1 extra time

I am a fan of your blunt analysis.

“Turns into” implies she was something other than a racist pumpkin.

+2

Undercooked cheeseburgers in paradise.

Found exclusively at Steve & Barry’s, next to all the Starburys.

Turns out A.C. is the one driving this account.

They’ll call him again.

I remember New York Seltzer, but those did have a slight tinge to them. My favorite was grape flavor, and it had a faint purple tint to it. They also contained sugar, and were sticky if the carbonation bubbled over.

Other sports have the benefit of punishing the coach (and team) before an ejection happens. A technical foul results in free throws. A UNS in football is a 15-yard penalty. In hockey, it can result in a 2-minute power play. Baseball doesn’t have those options.

Somewhere in Vegas, Ron Jeremy sheds a tear.

Of the breaking? Fallon just looked like a bad actor who couldn’t keep a straight face, always mugging for the camera whenever he and Sanz were in the same sketch.

I don’t wear this specific model. I have other comparable models by the Honigs brand (a retailer and manufacturer of officiating supplies). I have fortunately not been hit in the chest by anything that fast, although I did take a 60 mph foul ball in the chest this past weekend that hit in the intersection between two…

+360

Umpire here. The standard chest protector worn by most MLB umpires is the West Vest by Wilson - first used by Joe West. It has a hard plastic shell over thick padding.

Why didn’t you end your column finito instead of fin?