I support your athletic comment.

I always equated pro wrestling with stunt performers. I don’t know if stunt performers are part of the Screen Actors Guild, but the only difference is that the actors are performing their own stunts. If they were able to unionize and get health care, maybe there would be fewer drug-related deaths from wrestlers…

What better place to tell the world that you hate black people then to go a place you know they’re going to be, so you can tell them to their faces?

Step 1: Score more points than Duke.

Crikey!

The ghost is attracted to the “Victorian” (i.e. outdated) checkerboard floor designs and overwhelming aroma of sawdust and bleach permeating from the seafood counter of your typical Market Basket.

Maybe the bad dice signify his career is craps.

Sadly, only eight states use shot clocks in high school basketball: California, Maryland, Massachusetts, New York, North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota and Washington. Surprisingly, the primary organization that governs high school athletics, the National Federation of State High School Associations, (NFHS, or…

I’ll vouch for this. I worked in a supermarket during my late high school / college years, and most of the elderly customers came before noon on weekdays. Many were shuttled in from senior housing.

Unless it poses a serious safety risk, many leagues will allow 5-on-4.

I moderate a message board, and when members incur meltdowns they blame it on their Aspergers. No matter what topic, 90% of these members say they have Aspergers and are unable to control their emotions or understand that having a different point of view doesn’t mean it’s an argument.

The GOPouroborous.

Hello snarkness, my old friend.

They have a fierce rivalry with the Montreal Maroon 5.

Exactly. It’s unfortunate but incidental knee-to-knee contact. Did not look like Brogdon stuck his leg out to trip Bagley.

Alouettes plumerai Johnny.

I’d consider buying new corny rap snacks.

Flagrant +1

He could go all the way!

Nice.