Here’s a token +1

Drew, you forgot about the Clip Man in the Chain Crew. The Clip Man attaches an indicator (plastic dial or fabric strip) through the chains at the back edge of the first five-yard line that is crossed by the chains. This clip is what’s used to mark a spot on a measurement, and also allows the chains to reset their…

+1 Extra Point

Instead of the locker room, Peterson ended up at a front row table at the Copacabana to watch Henny Youngman.

This take is so hot it could melt steel beams.

The rules would have to be rewritten to determine how long is can take a player to snap the ball.

Blue lines matter.

Bullets can’t melt steel beams.

When you erect a great palace to worship the Lord, it’s not hard to fill your congregation.

Even if it wasn’t helmet-to-helmet, shoulder or forearm to helmet is still treated as targeting.

CJK5H can’t melt steel beams!

(umpire here...) We do, for the most part. But the function of an umpire is to observe, not to actually participate in the play. So since our positioning doesn’t leave as much of the body exposed to potential contact as it would a catcher, we don’t need all of the same protection that a catcher does. We wear smaller…

But the Rawlings logo on the glove is ok.

Maybe again someday she will find somebody to love.

Snake on a plane.

I’m not sniffling, I just came back from hanging out with Doc Gooden.

:’( sniff

Some people just lack the intestinal fortitude to win at the Olympics.

+2

I’ll float you a +1.