+2 (one for each parent)

+1 because that’s ludicruth

To some, Cleveland Steamers are a delicacy.

+1 and one

+77

+420

In many AAU baseball games I umpire, extra innings use what’s known as “California rules”: the extra inning starts with runners on base (2nd, 2nd & 3rd, or even based loaded), those runners being the previous batted outs. Sometimes the inning will also start with an out already recorded.

Antonio Cromartie does!

and one (+1)

Fat Albers.

“When You Were Shouting at the Devil... We Were in League with Satan” by Zimmer’s Hole. Extremely heavy death metal song that makes fun of all the glam rockers. Plus, their current drummer tours with Dethklok. So, there’s that.

You might even say he’s a friend.

+2 extra time

Congratulations on going all. The. Way. To. Retirement.

Ah, “The Road to Welville”. Who amongst us hasn’t had an erotic fantasy involving Dana Carvey administering an enema to Camryn Manheim?

But the Ryans are more than receptive for XXLs.

See also: “Grown Ups” and “Grown Ups 2".

LOL, and leaving a trail of tears to the bathroom to find some tissues.

+2 (because it’s Higher)

Football also has penalties. Mouth off to an official? 15 yards. Either side can be penalized, and it hurts the play on the field. Most other sports have some sort of penalty for abuse to an official, whether it’s two minutes (hockey), a technical foul (basketball), or a yellow/red card (soccer). Baseball doesn’t have…