Or even see his penis at all.

Seems like the best assessment. Everyone's at fault.

I took t"Whudup Babycakez" as a teenage kid trying to insult the woman with a fake pickup line. It seemed obvious to her that he was a player on the losing team, and he used her congratulatory tweet to her son to try and start something.

Too soon.

I only watch for the death montage. Also disappointing...no mention of Wayne Static (Static-X) or Dave Brockie (Gwar).

This made me leave salty ocular residue all over the floor as I searched for a tissue in another room.

All I see there is two albums. "...Baby One More Time" had 11 tracks, "Dark Side of the Moon" had 10. To me, they're both albums.

Find an award show that does reward real* music. All I see are the Grammys, the AMAs, and the VMAs, which all basically reward Top 40 pop/hip-hop/r&b. Country has two or three award shows on its own.

What exactly is the difference between Album and Record? Isn't Album the entire release of 8-12 or so songs? Which would make Record one specific release, which is already covered in Song of the Year?

Speaking as a three-sport official, referees DON'T get paid enough to break up fights. If it's one or two players, maybe. If you can step in between the offending participants. But a full-out brawl? Nope.

Edelman already has a nickname: "Minitron".

As a Patriots fan, I can tell you that it doesn't matter whether it's a close game or blowout, but any Super Bowl win will ease bad feelings from a previous heartbreaking loss. The Patriots were blown away in two previous Super Bowls, but we fans didn't feel any less excited because their win was a close game. The…

Send it to Bible camp and pray for the best.

You no longer care a lot about the cause?

I visited Rochester once, in the dead of winter (although that could theoretically extend from September through May, it was in January). As we passed over the Genesee River, the driver of our bus proudly noted that this was the source of the "world-renowned Genny Cream", and then pointed out the brewery, downstream…

A working title of an episode from season 3 of "The Big Bang Theory".

I officiate NCAA D-III football. In my crew, I am the Field Judge (F). Ninety minutes before kickoff, the Back Judge (B) is responsible for collecting the football from each team, measuring their air pressure with a pressure gauge, and inflating/deflating the footballs until they meet the proper air pressure as…

I officiate football. Most officials carry two penalty flags (in the case of deep officials, a "long-toss" flag, and a regular one). It's not uncommon for the same official to indicate two separate penalties during a play, but in most cases, one is a live-ball foul (while the ball is live), and the other is a…