Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Nearly my reaction verbatim.

Oh for sure. Standing in terrible weather to watch poorly played football, assuming you can actually see the field in the rain. And you get to pay for it. The only part of this that anybody actually enjoyed was the thought that they’d get to tell their friends they were there.

That is true, but I’ve learned a handy trick over the years. I can lie. Tiger Woods last major, Super Bowl 42, Kobe’s 81 point game. I was there. Because I’m very hardcore. Now you might say it’s lame to lie about that, but what I’d say is even if any of that were true, you would at best be mildly interested for 2…

Given that Fox News has created a stable of “on-air personalities” rather than journalists, I’d imagine that where ever Megan Kelly ends up, she will always do what’s best for Megan Kelly® (the brand). She’s only boldly “off-script” now because she realized that both her popularity and notoriety increased after she…

Dude. That’s real patriotism. This is about fake patriotism. We don’t actually want to help the people our goverment sent abroad to die for their political will, we WANT TO PRETEND WE ARE ALL COMBAT VETERANS whose friends died face down in the mud of south east asia so that we could have the god given right to run…

+1 blue dress

Tell me about it.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

IT WAS A CATCH

Okay, you may be right insofar as tax practices are concerned, but the upshot is that based on available information he either a) made zero net dollars over the last twenty years—which tends to undermine his whole “I’m the world’s greatest dealmaker” shtick—or b) cheated on his taxes. There is no way Trump looks…

It’s not that they won’t care, it’s that they won’t see it..... Trump supporters don’t read Jezebel.

That’s why Trump is going to win this election.

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care. If they don’t care when he insults a disabled person, and veterans and their families, and he stiffs small business owners, they are not going to care — may even praise his accounting acumen —…

Let’s do a little story problem:

Its Peyton, its Peyton on Saturday Evening

Not when it is a state sponsored movie about our Great Leader’s rise to power.

The movies about this campaign will be amazing.

A few lines from that movie that aren’t quoted enough:

I don’t want to get into the politics part of it and tell you who I’m voting for and all that,