When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

Crazy? Cute. Nothing like a non-sequitur to show that you’ve missed the point.

It’s insulting to our troops to imply that something is not about the troops. How could the issue of institutional racism and the unfair policing of people of color not be about the troops? You must be blind to not see that this is clearly all about the troops. Do you not support the troops?

“Hey, Tony, what’s different about this prot- ah, okay, I see.”

I’m tuning out ANYONE who refers to the soldiers (troops, military, whatever other name) in their disagreement with Kaepernick’s protest. It’s never been about them, Kaepernick has said so very clearly, and making it about them anyway is a choice at this point.

Sigh... I know I’m going to wear this quote out, but it’s so damn good, and so damn relevant to this whole situation.

“Dabo doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. The world sucks, people are assholes, everyone is out to screw you over, all you can do about it use this all of this fucking bullshit as fuel to drive you to win at least 5 national championships.”

Well whether you agree with Kate Upton’s opinion or not one thing is for sure; she certainly has the tits to back it up.

If you’ve lost Kate Upton, use smaller words.

My thought was, “this is a smart man. He is choosing his words wisely."

“Those cops have chasing-a-black-man speed!”

You could almost hear the mental checklist of “Shit that Will Get Me Fired” being run down.

I’m not surprised that Wilson is team All-Lives, but I’m disappointed that Sherman is too. You’d think that a guy like Sherman, who himself has been the target of bigoted criticisms for things that white guys get a pass on, would be on the right side of this issue.

I’ll say what I essentially said a few days back: if you are upset with what Colin Kaepernick is doing, but you’re OK with what Donald Trump stands for, then maybe #YouAreTheFuckingProblem.

The gesture said nothing of significance. They didn’t pick a side on police brutality and racism. The Seahawks remained neutral, which is a lot like saying nothing at all.

Seriously, you’re doing too much. Don’t do anything

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

1. Take the oil

Dip tin for the win