We don’t know what the “locally hyped favorite” [sic] was, but if this person rates BURGER KING (🤮) over Biscuitville, that’s a clear sign their taste buds don’t work. Like, AT ALL. Hell, Bojangles is a hell of a lot better than Burger King, and 28% of everything Bojangles sells is salt (even the iced tea). 

I sincerely doubt King Charles wants anything to do with his ex-wife’s all-time favorite band.

Who the hell is buying FROZEN pizza in 2023? Aside from the bottom tier junk (like Totino’s), most frozen pizzas are at or near par, price-wise, with most chains’ pickup specials. Why pay $7.54 at my local Walmart (3.4 miles away) when I can pay $6.99 for similar-sized pizza Dominos 1.3 miles away?

“paying $20 versus $0.99 is a barrier that will likely deter many consumers”

Not only has there not been a “Queen of England” since 1707, she hasn’t been “Her Royal Highness” since she was Princess Elizabeth in 1952. British kings and queens are “His\Her Majesty”. HRH is for princes and princesses.

That’s it. I’m done with Lifehacker. I’ve been reading the site since it started in 2005. It’s one of the RSS feeds I check every day. No more.

What the hell is wrong with YOU? Blue cheese makes a fine pimento cheese. This stuff is made here in Charlotte and is damn delicious:

Max Ehrich is a man, therefore he’s a fiancé, not a fianceé. Just like how men are blond but women are blonde.

They edited it, but made it worse:

Either a typo or bad math:

When did this “mayo on the OUTSIDE” nonsense start? My mom puts mayo on the INSIDE of a grilled cheese, to add a layer of creaminess to the gooey melted cheese. And although she slathers mayo on everything else, she puts a thin layer on the sandwich, like you’re supposed to use Vegemite.

Yep. It used to be that every tobacco store in the world had an old, Xeroxed actuarial table taped to the counter which showed that pipe smokers lived longer than cigar smokers, cigarette smokers, and even non-smokers. Of course it’s not pipe tobacco that leads to long life... it’s the fact that pipe smoking, for much…

Also, if you’re going to post a menu PDF, don’t post the same PDF you send to your printer. Several years ago, there was a restaurant here in Charlotte that COULD NOT understand why I was angry that I’d tried to download their 57MB PDF menu on my phone via 3G.

Gawd... You could make a drinking game out of the spelling and grammar errors in this post. Does NO ONE review these before posting?

I worked at KFC in high school, and the rule was “one reasonable meal per shift”. You couldn’t grab a 21-piece bucket, but a 2-3 piece dinner with 2 sides was fine. However, eating the same old stuff at KFC got old, so we experimented: Chicken Little sandwiches (the 80s ones, like a White Castle or Krystal burger, but…

Yeah, but it’s not just Office. I need the latest version of Office because I’m an IT guy, and most of my clients use Office 365 Business Premium. So I need to keep up with the latest new features to support them.

Well, don’t forget that Office 365 can be used on up to 5 devices per user. At regular retail price, that’s $300 if you need to install Office on a desktop and a laptop, but still just $69.99/year for Office 365 Personal.

Because if you allow manufacturers to use “any old fat” you get mockolate instead of chocolate. For years Hershey has been pushing the feds to change the definition of “milk chocolate” to allow for vegetable oil instead of (or in addition to) cocoa butter. Remember a few years back when Hershey changed the recipe for…

“why is its foot sticking out?”

Wow. I almost injured myself rolling my eyes at this article. You guys just don't stop, even for a second. It's like Lisa Simpson wrote the thing.