Dear Disney Execs,

I, for one, will still be referring to little Goku there as Baby Yoda.

That’d be cool too, but Samuel L Jackson in The Mandalorian would just be fantastic.

I described it to my friend as the Star Wars version of vibranium.

• The term “fan service” does a disservice to what The Mandalorian team is attempting to do in bridging the gap from cartoons to live-action films.

...but she was praised for her charity work, for visiting and highlighting minefields in Angola, for changing attitudes towards AIDS in the ‘80s; all of which are absolutely valid and worth remembering.

I agree with you, but feel compelled to add that Brits dish out their patronizing takes on American politics and culture all the time. I did a lot of research throughout the UK and was constantly annoyed by the amount of hot takes re: American culture I was treated to. Two wrongs don’t make a right, though!

As dumb as it is for people to take a fictional show so seriously, his infidelity is not fiction, and he dragged a literal teenager into his mess when he was 32. So, limited sympathy there. I also think it’s healthy for him to experience a small fraction of the rage that his son and Meghan faced from online bullies…

“There’s a vast desert called The Astral Plane, where the spiritually enlightened or creatively invigorated can project their consciousness”

I have yet to see the actress who possesses the star power that Diana had. My god the woman was charismatic. And you’re absolutely right, she was truly very pretty. Corrin just doesn’t have Diana’s spark. 

Thought this was a fantastic episode, action wise. And really set the stage for what comes next.

I’ve been happy to see a lack of “The Child Uses The Force Ex-Machina To Get Mando Out Of A Jam” this season.

Tangled >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(inhale)>>>>>>>>>>>>Frozen.

I’d been hoping for years that the show would finally take a hatchet to the Queen for her parenting, but the fairly weak B story on the Thatcher family drama means there’s no way this deserves the same grade as last week - so like a B+ or a B, even if you’re right on Freddie Fox deliciously portraying one of the…

you can call me a lazy asshole (probably won’t be the worst thing I’m called all day) but we always keep this around as a backup

Brits don’t really understand that Americans both love and do not care at all about the British monarchy.

This is the way!

As someone with no shame, exquisite taste, and an aversion to the flavor of alcohol, I raise you this:

Martinelli’s would like to have a word with you 😉