“Kenny Ortega, a Gene Kelly protégée”.

I mean, they’re definitely exaggerating their dynamic for the cameras, but I don’t find them as creepy as others do. That said, Ben and Erin Napier are unquestionably better, more authentic, and more progressive than the Gaineses. I love Home Town despite having left the South many years ago vowing to never ever move…

That nigga done fucked up to the point they had to find a way to hide him “legitimately”. Now you know why the RNC did everything in their power during the Republican primary to keep Trump from debating anybody. They knew given enough time he would fuck it up! 

The cynic in me assumes this is just a hoax to avoid more debate embarrassment

A couple of nights ago I had a Trazadone induced dream that I saw the “blast” (meteor? SuperVolcano? Nuclear bomb? I don’t know, it was orange and huge). I looked toward it, looked behind me and for a split second thought run, then I turned back towards the growing, blazing light, held my hands in the air, took a deep…

Armageddon is gloriously stupid. I don’t generally love stupid movies, but when a movie has Will Patton look up at the extinction-level asteroid and say it’s angry because it knows they’re there to kill it...you just have to tip your cap that someone made something this transcendently stupid.

Yep. I was against court packing, but if they push through a Trump nominee in these circumstances after the Garland hijacking, pack the fuck away.

“Imagine taking a drug designed to target a healthy part of your body and make it stop functioning.”

Again, for the millionth time, they don’t actually care about babies, they don’t really think fetuses are children, they don’t give a rip about any of that. What they care about is women having sex, and stopping that.

When my grandmother had my mom the nurses asked if she wanted to see her, and she was “no.” lol That was just my grandmother, though. She loved all of her kids, but by the time she’d got around to my mom she was just kind of done with the whole theatrics of birth. Plus, she really wanted a boy, which she finally got…

Whatever you thought of the finale, we can all agree that “The Constant” is one of the greatest hours of television ever created.

I didn’t hate the ending but it did feel extremely counterproductive presenting entirely new ideas when they should have been wrapping things up. But it did give us a Sawyer/Miles buddy cop show, which is still one of my favorite things about the whole of Lost

Somebody liked my root comment that led to this I just wanted to update Kinja that I've  now lost 150 lbs

Chris Pratt used to wait tables at Bubba Gump in Hawaii, where he got offered a role by Rae Dawn Chong.  No Forrest Gump, no Chris Pratt career.

I’ll defend Titanic for eternity. Have you seen it recently? It remains utterly absorbing and a true exemplar of Hollywood spectacle at its biggest and most magisterial. The special effects are still awe-inspiring. A deserved winner, cultural phenomenon or not.

Haley Joel Osment could easily still play him, then, although I’m astonished to find out just now that he’s only 32.

The French sauce everything. FFS, there’s have a job literally dedicated to it. They have mother sauces.  

That being said

Allison, I LOVE this recipe. I used to work at Cinnabon, fresh out of high school with a job at the mall, woohoo! Good rolls do take time, and yes, it does seem to be much easier when I can just reach into the proofer to pull out my dough for the next batch. I never got as perfect at the rolling part as my coworkers,…