Congress, it’s almost like it’s a workplace with people!

Has Jezebel noticed the several, even many, other women newly elected to congress or nah? Because this is getting a little Kardashian. 

I put chocolate and sugar in my milk; I’m not an animal.

Yeah, no. Sure, periods can be acceptable to acknowledge as a normal part of human biology. But curled up in a ball in a flop sweat because of cramps, or waking up in a mess of your own blood, or totally soaking a pair of jeans with one sneeze isn’t and will never be glamorous AF. 

Is it bad I’m happy that a merely ok movie directed mostly by a known sexual predator won over shitty, shitty A Star is Born? Yeah, it's bad. But I'm ok with it.

from The Onion:

The first sentence: “Penny Marshall and I were the bridesmaids in Carrie Fisher’s wedding to Paul Simon.”

“Ocasio-Cortez is still a politician, not the second coming, and she’s just as prone to blunders as any other new member of the House”

My old man worked in profanity like other artists worked in oils or clay

i know something is terrible but i don’t care b/c i have a baby so i’m special & fuck everyone else. wah wah wah.  for fuck’s sake, go to the damn store & buy diapers.

You can’t say that shit and then not provide the recipe, dude. It’s cruel.

except for the grown up bit.

Now you have me yearning for a rom-com starring present-day Christina Applegate, Josh Charles and his magnificent nose!

So I’m assuming having the 49 year old Jennifer Lopez play someone who is just turning 40 was a way to appeal to her vanity. I mean, she looks good, but come on!

No love for Cherry Falls, bruh?

Seconded. I have a newer stove that actually has a “proof” feature too, but it’s unnecessary. I also have a cupboard in my kitchen that backs onto the chimney which works wonderfully. (not so good for storing root veggies though!)

That plunging neckline on William. Hubba hubba - two whole open buttons! How the royal protocols degenerate.

I mean...no one eats Taco Bell as a substitute for actual Mexican food.  You eat taco bell to eat goddamn taco bell.  It’s its own category of food.

There will always be a special place in my heart for that circus cheese. Probably my left atrium.

I wouldn’t read too much into that.