We're all sick of Goodnight Moon, Maggie. 

This wasn’t the 666 episode like the headline implies. Next years “treehouse of horror xxx” will be that episode numbering. 

I would think with such a low budget upfront that JLC has a decent piece of the gross. Good for her.

also of note it only cost 10 million to make. thing is gonna have a crazy return. blumhouse stays winning. 

Look, if no one else is going to do this, I’ll just take one for the team and fly my geek flag.

Rather than talk about what I don’t like, because horror can be a festering swamp of shitty films, I will say that Wexler is going to be big, and Benjamin too.

The only real questions I have are:

What’s wrong with Pioneer woman?

No love for that fantastic Bob’s Burgers couch gag? They even showed what the intro would be like from the perspective of inside the restaurant!

You want old people candy, here’s old people candy.

It’s candy corn.  It’s always been candy corn and it always will be candy corn.  No matter how you shape it or color it, it’s still just tastes like sugar wax.  

Us Brits don’t often get to sample the “delicacies” you Americans cram into your gaping maws every Halloween, so it was a rare...delight to sample candy corn last year.

My company has an office just outside of St. Paul. Only about 70 employees, but there’s 3 Olsens/Olsens, 3 Nelsons (and a Nillson) and 3 Petersons.

I kind of hope they do at least one MCU movie that takes place parallel to the ending of Avengers 3. 

Mmmmm, yeah. That’s some good Spader.

Polly’s children are her third cousins once removed. She’s allowed to talk shit.

32 oz of Toll House and a Z-pak from CVS will cost you less and taste better than that jar up there.

Get some chocolate you really like, the kind of chocolate you’d eat out of hand.

Please oh please be better than the second season, Riverdale.