It’s a weird way to start Lake Placid 5, but whatever, I’ll watch it.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

The only other way would be fire this joker. And as we all know, the liberal media would have a fit if that were to happen.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

The history of state execution has been one of attempting to minimize pain, suffering, length, and complexity while enhancing reliability (i.e., you don’t have to try more than once to make the victim dead) and maintaining some degree of theatrics, that last bit depending somewhat on the culture and political climate.

This article clearly articulates why we fail in convincing foreign forces and populations to partner with us. They know we will eventually leave.

Dear semi-professional pedant,

Washing the laundry is no big deal.

An old-school refrigerator?

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

What of the bacteria in your poop survived and your poop landed on some far off planet or moon 100 million years from now. You would be like a god of poop!

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

I don’t know if I can trust his assessment. Every time he says something is going backward, it’s really moving forward.

It’s not THAT sharp. I expected something crazy. There is also no curb that I can see in the street view.

I wonder if the birds are subject to carrion regulations?

They switched to Monster Cables.

I’m 39, which means I am officially both old as balls and not a millennial, and I’ve been waiting for them to do something about the end of NBA games since I got back into the sport fourteen years ago. Blaming it on attention spans is ludicrous. The back-and-forth fouling at the end of games has been an obvious…