A Lightning fan? Are you absolutely positive that you exist?

Outstanding. But let’s not give credit to the NHL for doing the right thing when it’s entirely their fault that the wrong thing happened.

I think it’s an led bulb dimming in the room in which our simulation is running. Nothing more.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

Greatest turf on show.

The NFL tests for marijuana, so instead of inhaling smoke or vapor from a plant, guys choose to put this chemical nightmare into their bodies. Drug policy across the board is broken and incentivizes behavior that leads to awful shit like this.

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

If they really did it today, they should call them Bowie Waves.

This looks like more fun than a train with drifters.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

This comment really took an odd turn.

Seems like this is years later. So she probably died on the crazy planet. I’m guessing there will be like captain’s long type recordings of her to provide exposition of the story.

We’ll have to wait till 2027 for the Alien Covenant prequel, Alien Covenant: Genesis

Could all be a facade!

I really don’t see much room for commentary on women’s success here, though, accidental or otherwise. It’s more about how social media and presenting an idealized image of our lives has become so all-consuming.

Wait, who doesn’t like Newt? I mean, besides this asshole?

Can I say the you-googley at your funeral?

If someone asks me for a ride and I say “sure!” that’s legal.