She shouldn’t have even apologized for the tweet, she had nothing to apologize for and anyone who thinks she did needs to log the fuck off. Stupidest controversy of my lifetime

Yeah, Lindsay definitely has some whitegirl-itis but she also has some self-awareness and her transgressions are very esoteric. She at least admits she’s wrong, in a very longwinded way. Ellen isn’t even at that point yet. 

Her shtick always came across to me as treacly and phony, like somebody pretending to like humans for money, but then I’m from New England, where the weather keeps us a little more honest about our shitty attitudes.

Oh yeah, definitely a dick move.

No, you’re right, I was worked up and went too far with that particular assessment.

I’m super happy the Venture bros are getting a film and I kind of hope how this is how it goes forward with a movie a year for the next few years if they’re successful. Less pressure to write 8-12 episodes every 2-3 years. Just give me what amounts to 4 episodes a year in a tight writing package and I’ll be happy.

I’m a bit mad because the Venture Bros. movie comes on the heels of AS canceling it when a) the show was seemingly moving towards wrapping up its last mysteries, b) another season was reportedly in the can, c) Doc Hammer couldn’t work on it initially because he didn’t know if he’s ever gonna walk again and d) it…

I’ll venture a guess.

I can't even explain to my employees why I'm looking at my phone trying not to laugh. "Well, I'm remembering this show where this New Jersey sleazeball got a broomstick shoved so far up his ass he became a Cone head." And the funny part is that it happened several times, he was drugged to forget and the footage never…

Why? You won't live long enough to verify the results.

Now starting a pool on what decade the VB movie will actually come out.

Crystalis. It’s one of the NES’s underrated gems, and a must-play for anyone who wants Zelda-style gameplay mixed with RPG elements. The graphics definitely need some polish (they were more functional than good-looking), but it was such a fun game to play.

...re-read. That definitely says “minors”.

“Do they make these in kids’ sizes? Asking, for a friend.”

Ron Funches is delightful! and always worth watching , ...but uurrgh a James Cordon interview. Its like finding fifty dollars in the street but its covered in a massive turd.

How do you explain dead pixels then, eh? Checkmate.

A reminder that the daughter from the Taken movies also has merely the slimmest of grasp on the mechanics of running:

On the downside, when the sticks drift, they really drift.

Won’t someone think of the McElroys?

Something I love about ‘The Prestige’ is that it tips its hand in a way you don’t notice until you know the twist. Once you discover that (SPOILERS, if you still haven’t seen it) Christian Bale is playing identical twins that pretend to be one man, you can see he’s playing the brothers as two entirely different…