We must go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

“A bucket and a mop! I could see one or the other, but both! My word.”

How is "oh my god, they are using bad words in a song" still a thing?

The Good Place. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the show start to finish and it’s amazing and wonderful and all that jazz, but it never reached as high as the “what the fork is going on?” mysteries of S1, culminating in one of the best reveals (and evil laughs) in TV history

This song cost them 1/8 the budget of the whole season.

The opening of the trailer is relatively faithful to the original story, up until Jason’s impending doom

Already cannon:

I searched for the word “community” in my browser, found a match, got excited, then, well——

I read this as Kevin Conroy at first and I've rarely been so happy to realize a mistake. 

I trust her guidance in this because she definitely seems like someone who shops for her own groceries and has worked hard to determine which brand of beans makes the dishes she prepares as good as can be.

Diversity is good, full stop. Apart from that, I’m of two minds. On the first hand, it would be nice for Merle to have a character voice for the first time. On the other, I can't imagine Taako being voiced by anyone but Justin without it sounding like an impression of Justin as Taako.

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

I was really big into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid. My weekly allowance was just about enough to buy an action figure, and I collected them. I think it was right about when they came out with the sports-themed ones that something clicked in my head and I thought, “This is stupid.” and started spending…

The Washington Human Beings

You can eat my dog,
You can eat my truck,
But you eat my flag and you’re out of luck!
She’s a’wavin’ proud around the world,
From Dallas to Ft. Worth,
Let me say it again...
Don’t mess with Earth!
... don’t-mess-with-Earth.
Kill Zoidberg!

Lots of the “it’s not pedophilia it’s ephebophilia” brigade in the comments today.

I only take an arrow to the knee for two people: my wife and the queen.

No repercussions? So he can only play the drums one time?