You know, I’ve been seeing this image all weekend and I just figured out why it looks so wrong. No eyebrows.

Is it fair to say we’ve reached the level cap on impressive Dark Souls feats? People beat the games bare-handed, they beat it untouched, they beat it with a friggin’ Guitar Hero controller. About the only thing left to surprise me is if I ever manage to finish one.

“Their decision to kill off Han Solo in the second act was very... evocative and interesting, but it was simply something that would not have worked without a lot of negative fan reaction. Obviously, the movies aren’t meant only for long-time fans, and we realized we can’t completely disregard established canon to…

Liberal Hollywood is at it again. As an affront to Trump, they’ve revived a show that depicts a conservative man as an obnoxious, narrow-minded, bumper-sticker-spouting, self-important idiot. Oh, and, of course, the liberals on the show “tolerate” him.

I, for one, welcome our new Tool Man overlord.

Try to look at the positive side. At least we know now that morality is an illusion, God doesn’t exist, and mac & cheese isn’t as good as you think it is.

Finally, noted cocaine enthusiast turned whimpering snitch Tim Allen can return to our television screens!

As a lib I feel well and truly triggered.

I know someone who swears by that flavor. I don’t get it. I don’t even like birthday cake as a birthday cake. Now take all the fat and flavor out and you’ve got, what... sadness?

I listened to an interview of one of the founders of Ben and Jerry’s. Someone asked if they would make a product similar to Halo. His reply was they have no intention to make shitty ice cream.

one time, my mom was planning a trip to DC and accidentally showed us whitehouse.com. Nobody got sued. 

No, Money Down!

Don’t look at SYFY news.

We also lost Brooklyn Nine-Nine last night. Can’t have nice things.

I would gladly lose 50 episodes of Rick and Morty for more Brooklyn 99 and Last Man on Earth.

What “toning down”? Ragnarok was insanely Kirbyesque. It was what the other Thor movies should have been.

Because Guardians of the Galaxy 2 came within spitting distance of Batman V Superman at the box office. And crushed Justice League by $200m. A property like Guardians wasn’t important before, but after being handled creatively and with care, it is.

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