A second vote for Gaiman/American Gods.

Whiskey. Either marionberry or cherry. Possibly with lemonade. But it depends on how the next three work hours go.

Since moving to a tiny, tiny town, job opportunities have been... scarce. I’m part-time at the only Starbucks for 60 miles and it suuuuuucks.

I bet she would prefer not to.

Your name makes me so happy I could jaunt to your doorstep and high five you.

Bringimg Up Baby was my go-to for years. But I am, and always will be, a film geek so... your mileage may vary.

That’s a llame excuse.

I’m sadly a former Portland resident but you HAVE to hit up Powell’s if you are at all a book perso . Thr help is hit or miss depending on the evening, but the selection is stellar. Mindblowing. Fantastic.

Well that’s just rude.

I’m jealous of your Crispin. I miss the extra dry. Though a local store carries the Saint variation in the huge bottle but... it isn’t the same. I’ve got some Smith & Forge with an option on Eastside Distilling Cherry Bomb whiskey if my brain doesn’t shut up.

This is because you’re an awful person.

Read Thr Orphan Master’s Son a few years bavk and it was FANTASTIC. I worked in a book shop when this came out however and completely ignored it due to the advance marketing of it more as memoir than journalism.

Whoa a whole YEAR without raping a woman?

Two people were killed in the food court of the mall I worked at. It was two weeks before Christmas and more people were killed because the perpetrator jammed the gun (guess what model?) which gave people time to evacuate and me time to close and lock our doors.

Hey hey hey.

Wait... then I can finally smell what The Rock is cooking?!

But it’s from the director of Pretty and Woman & Valentine’s Day.

Wait, why did you take Brooklyn Decker’s shoes?

It was still a thing after 10 years working with books. Sadly.

I <3 your Watchmen reference.