I didn’t date until college so... win?

I was so crestfallen that I didn’t know the hip young group The Boos who covered my favorite Springsteen song...

My college roommate bought a collection of DVDs because it had this film.

I work in a bookstore and my coworkers try to engage me mid-book all. The. Time.

Seriously? Who even does that?

As an employee, the comic thing still pisses me off. Mainly because the 100 items are still funky in our computer system for reorders. Bad, bad programmers in the company.

This is completely and utterly indefensible, but... Doom! I won’t even attempt to defend this stupid movie.

When I was 14 or so, we found a bunch of ants in my room. We set traps, they seemed to disappear and we moved on.

Sandman Overture #6!

Hunny. Please.

I’ve seen latina in Barnes and Noble computers for an Aquaman BvS POP so...

He also wrote X-Men Origins: Wolverine so... win some, lose some.

Well, she’s a PI, not a superhero so...

Hermes. Two separate times.

Men have fragile egos and are too emotional about rejection.

That sofa came on to ME.

“I’m sure many of them could be raped! This is America after all.”

I considered that and had a sads.

Clone High!