I was so crestfallen that I didn’t know the hip young group The Boos who covered my favorite Springsteen song...

I work in a bookstore and my coworkers try to engage me mid-book all. The. Time.

Seriously? Who even does that?

When I was 14 or so, we found a bunch of ants in my room. We set traps, they seemed to disappear and we moved on.

Hunny. Please.

He also wrote X-Men Origins: Wolverine so... win some, lose some.

Men have fragile egos and are too emotional about rejection.

That sofa came on to ME.

“I’m sure many of them could be raped! This is America after all.”

I considered that and had a sads.

I read “vaginal tears” and couldn’t imagine why a vaguna would be crying.

Muenster

The Butt-ler did it!

Ariana’s fans are... a bit short-tempered aren’t they?

OK Tracy. I’ve got champagne and condoms. Let’s do this thing.

I’ve been to a couple Friendly’ses that those sorts of things could easily happen in...

One of my very best friends just left the job we had worked together at for the last 2.5 years for similar reasons.

I’d like to say I hate to be pedantic but... I don’t. It’s Revelation. No “s” at the end.

Ugh, The Berkshires. I grew up in Stockbridge about a mile away from Tanglewood and the Rockwell Museum.