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a race around ridges? what are you, some kid of ri- ....

Awesome, so when I want to steal his laptop I can easily find the appropriate shelf and I don't have to break his entire wall.

reminds me of this shot of St. Louis, Missouri

BABIES WITH KNIVES?! NO THANX

that's a GENIUS idea... not worth $4 but that is a GENIUS idea...

it may not be great, it may not make sense, but it's happening

lonely Apple engineer is lonely?

The price of airplane fuel must have sky-rocketed.

just so everyone's aware, the correct acronym for the Verizon iPhone is ViP

@OgilvyTheAstronomer: so you're saying the next MBA should have a touchscreen keyboard?

Probably won't be anything to see, we'll transition to flexible screens that can roll up like a piece of paper and then eventually end up with pico projectors with motion sensing keyboard/mouse input.... or just like the Motorola Atrix, your laptop will be IN your phone and not a separate device

Where can I order these and how much for shipping?

Soooo you're telling me to stick with slower speeds cuz battery technology will make a magical leap within the next year? Doubtful.

1970: "If it breaks too easily, no one will buy these things."

Coordinates: 6° 9'7.30"S, 39°31'10.10"E

So when will these depreciate enough to where they're once again affordable to put back into service?

"Samsung hopes to keep all handsets up to date within 3 to 5 months of Google releasing a new version of the OS."

Maybe the iOS update should come with sandpaper so people can file down their fingers?