I can finally have my dog army!

So basically it's easier for me to run by your table at Panera Bread and snatch it by the handle on my way out the door.

i give it five years before the place goes up for sale due to loss of interest and debt from spending 3.5mil euros to fix the place up

I've always wanted 8 ports on my routers, would be sweet if they just made a model with more alongside it. I don't think it'd out-sell the 4-porter but I would sleep better at night knowing I had the option.

It means "Hi, since Steve is now gone, the best thing I can give you right now is this Macbook Air. Yeah, I know it's old, but it's still awesome, AMIRITE. Who needs new stuff when the old stuff is still freakin' cool?!"

As an Android fanboy, I assume most iPhoners either stopped reading this post after the 4th word or are continuing on looking to strike me down a notch or two.

Actually it only changed if you're into Hindu astrology... people are confusing the hindu "sidereal zodiac" with the western "tropical zodiac"

Gotta say this phone is a GODSEND for AT&T, along with their other 4G phones soon to be released (Inspire, Infuse)

here's the SFW version

is there a shore in Phoenix?

@The Squalor Also Rises: sweet mother of...........

*in walks Steve Jobs*

SLI, bro.

YAY!

Does this mean drinking on the job will catch on as a "productivity booster"?

i hear it'll be a big vacation spot for Foxconn employees

mobile hotspot?

... for porn.

it's viral marketing for Google's Android OS version 3.6: Soda Fountain

Hey Google... PROBLEM SOLVED, GET BACK TO WORK.