This man cave…is more like a man's grave.

I loved that the one murder that took place outside Chikk Klub, which had a sign that said "WE NOW LIKE GAYS AND BLACKS"

AKA a short list of Simpsons Tapped Out premium characters

How quickly would you try to end the date if he or she brought up 9/11 conspiracy theories? 5 seconds? 10 seconds?

How would one go about hiring the Bill Gates impersonator for an event

#teamPoussey

the joke where they reveal that Zach has had the use of both his arms the whole time made me laugh SO HARD

The "dude with an eyepatch has no depth perception and can't give items to another character" joke

I never thought Mad Men would steal a joke from Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, but hey-here we are. (NOT A BAD THING, by the way)

"The pancakes couldn't kill me, for I was already dead"

I can't believe there's no review for last night's episode of REVIEW. Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes is probably the best half hour of TV so far this year.

can you actually get high by eating cocaine?