“Aliens, androids, or wizards.”

It's also in Basketball Diaries.

Definitely gonna check this out.

The vast majority of films on this list are standalone so you don’t need to watch anything else to enjoy them, though I do recommend watching all of the Batman, Superman and Justice League animated series’ just because they’re excellent. The one exception is that Justice League: Doom is a direct sequel to Crisis on…

For the most part no. Most of them can be watched and enjoyed as standalones. From the animated side of DC there has really only been 2 notable times that there has been any substantial cross over between either several Tv shows and/or movies but even then I feel like pretty much all of them can be enjoyed as…

I shoved yams up my tuchis while screaming incoherently. Then I sent Yoko Ono a note and an edible arrangement.

I’ll be sure to change the headline to “5 best moments from Conan and Jordan’s heady melange of bafflement, fascination, exasperation, contempt, and affection”

Getting the main character’s name wrong? Snark with no discernible target (take that...Summer Olympics!)? Signaling virtues multiple times in two paragraphs? Presenting leftist gospel like it’s a universal precept (cops are bad)? That’s got to be a bingo.

I would’ve thought they’d be demisexual, but I guess that would be narcissistic.

I like you, Leggo. 

“reeks of sweaty desperation”

I’m annoyed that I know thats a reference but I can’t remember what its a reference to.

Sean O'Neil would have ripped this shit up, but he's living the sweet life on those Clarissa residuals

What’s black and white and likes to play with scissors?

To be fair, I’d be surprised if 12 yr old Connery wasn’t parking the beef bus in Tuna Town.

They should hire the OTHER Joe Buck, the guy who played bass for Hank 3.

Eggagerating.

Well those accusations are not good, but my lord, this writing is so turgid and over the top, the descriptions of people are sooo much! Is this NY mag house style? That being said, it seems Lorraine Bracco didn't have to stretch too much for Goodfellas because she sounds badass!