Are you sure that BadJanet isn’t more your type?

Samira Wiley easily has the best smile in show business. I could stare at it all day.

I liked it well enough as a generic Tom Cruise action flick. I just didn’t pretend that it had anything to do with the series of books that share the same name. The fact that the books and the movie both have a main character named Jack Reacher was just a total coincidence.

That rug would’ve won him the re-election!

One we figure out how to mass-pirate liquor, his booze and music numbers will be on even ground.

“Hey, at lease we don’t double post our articles.”

Phoebe’s version... “Hold me closer, Tony Danza...”

Bear, Hell yeah!

I was hoping to see Connie Willis on this list. I half-expected to see Catherine Valente as well.

SNL Struggles, Fails, To Utilize The Impeccably Game Emma Thompson.

Chris Brown?

I’m in the same boat as Kumicho. My wife and I have a Vegas trip planned and she wants to try weed for the first time (and I haven’t smoked in probably 30 years, we’re old).

I got an Arrested Development  notification for this?

I did too.

Yeah, the ATM overlords are taking actual jobs now. Most of the Chase banks in my area have completely eliminated their drive-thrus and put additional ATMs on the little islands. When you go inside, there’s only 2 actual tellers (instead of 5-7), and one “greeter” trying to force the walk-ins to use the ATM that’s…

I dunno...people jumping out of Jerry Lewis sounds pretty damn funny to me.

I thought Eddie Izzard was about to tell me some old-timey jokes.

I had a Methodist coloring book once... and I was told that if I colored outside the lines, then God would send me to hell.

I’m partial to the Cancer Bats’ version of the video.

I hope he gets Timothy Olyphant in there soon... By far my favorite of his regular guests, I’d like to see him in this new format.