When does a pentagon have four sides?

dude's like a young greg anthony

As an enormous Longhorn homer, let me take this time to curse the bullshit committee for rewarding sub-.500 conference play and horrible stretch-run decisions, thereby potentially artifically extending Rick Barnes' career of mediocrity.

A Willy Wonka concert?

Because I went to a little east coast liberal arts school that didn't even have a greek system, what happens after you're like, "Nah fuck this idiotic shit," as far as frats go? Do you wind up ostracized, or is it just like, "Oh, Rick's cool, but he's not a BRO, bro."

I am old, short, fat and white. For years, a group of men with similar characteristics gathered in a Catholic church gym every Tuesday night for two hours of pickup ball — mainly, we wanted exercise and to get out of the house for a little bit.

Do you think that's Bill Simmons? Because that's Ellen DeGeneres.

All hail the glorious PC master race.

No big deal! But I do see that you've changed the file from "Greg Anthony" to "March Madness" and in the interest of transparency, there should at least be comment about that.

Only thing that would have made Smith's return to Atlanta more memorable was if Jim Ross was calling it. Give credit to Detroit because they know how it should be done.

This will be the last time NIU hoops will be mentioned on the internet.

New move unlocked the passive aggressive choke.

Why would you want to play an unbeatable opponent?

Skip Bayless to WNEP for Apparently Kid.

Screw the console war.

Can only imagine the staggering amount of times this story has been told by everyone who was there.