Now I'm trying to figure out where I got the notion that Kotaku broke an embargo on reviewing a game....

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

It's really dumb because they can trot out Chris Webber, who is light years better than Reggie, or Grant Hill, who's still getting acclimated to TV but is not an idiot.

And I love the irony in these articles: "Athlete says media is stupid, and that's awesome!" said member of the media.

Kevin Durant: "You guys really don't know shit."

Since this is Deadspin I'll pry get a lot of hate for this but I pretty much agree with Barkley, let the rebuttals flow.

Still not nearly as bad as the threats you'll get while solo queuing ranked!

I think I see what Seton Hall's doing wrong.

"It's not a good situation for me right now,"

The fact that we're technically all members of the same species as Anthony Davis never ceases to amaze me.

Taking a page out of the Syracuse playbook, and as an act of contrition for my impure thoughts and deeds in the past, I have decided that I will not allow myself to have sex with Kate Upton in 2015.

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?

Duke will also be self-imposing a postseason ban beginning on the first Saturday of the NCAA Tournament.

7/4/1996

Air Jordans?

Good. About time someone takes the gloves off on those assholes.

You are an incredibly patient man for being able to put up with that. That would have driven me insane. You may be an alcoholic though. I would look into that.

I prefer Dan Patrick by leaps and bounds over Cowherd and Rome. DP has much less dead air, will ask his guests tougher questions. But the big thing to me is when talking about themselves, Patrick comes off as more self-deprecating and playing a character (especially with Danettes chirping in) while Cowherd and Rome…

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

It's a role that doesn't need to exist. He should knock that bullshit off and grow up.