Wrong communists!

Look at the standard of car driving you'd have to deal with. A tap like that on a bike could mean broken bones.

I haven't seen an Omega that fucked up since college...

Torque steer, you say?

You had me at hello...

Well, seeing as a 599 has substantially more mechanical grip than most road cars, and I'm sure every other car made it safely down the highway, do you think there might have been a "Watch This!" moment involved here?

It does indeed, but it seems to cut back in! Aaaargh! Sometimes I can simultaneously see the ASR OFF display, and the ASR light flickering away on the dash!

That's weird, it wasn't like Ronnie to indulge in a bit of oversteer...

Oh. My. God.

No manual GT3?

Don't be so mean.

My car regularly tries to kill me with its hyper-sensitive Traction Control when pulling out of side turns. Sometimes I actually sit there, a huge truck bearing down on me, begging for it to give me some power.

Did you say silicon carbide?

Oh hello, new desktop. Nice to make your acquaintance.

I think he's probably got a pair of these...

I was looking into the history of high-altitude jumps and came across these chaps, August Piccard and Paul Kipfer. No idea what in the hell that is on their heads!

You lot below can keep your Swedish-named phillies.

"... often used..." should be hyphenated to "... often-used..."

Man, he needs to get LAID. Perhaps his progress thread is like a dating advert - "Did you last through all 53 pages? Do you own a vagina? Get in touch!"

Needs more Ferrari-dubbed Mercedes SEL...