“I’m going with Bendis and together we’re going to make the DC movies better. Stop laughing! We will too!”

Aye. He’s a guy that wanted to know about an issue, but he’s not a saint. He’s just some dude, not a public figure by any stretch. Leave him alone, we’ve all got skeletons of some sort in our closet.

But how are we supposed to milk this story for clicks if we leave him alone? -Gizmodo

Or that they are “beautiful human submarines.” Gotta be honest, I don’t understand what that means, but if my man Bone says it, I believe it.

The insurance fraud one is the only really bad one, and even that is not heinous. I was expecting greaseball stuff. Instead, it’s several variations on “These ladies are pretty!” Presumably on pictures of ladies who want to be told they are pretty.

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.