jimabbottsrightarm
Jim Abbott's Right Hand Man
jimabbottsrightarm

My wife (who is Jewish) and I teach in an affluent white suburb of the capital here in this flyover state. In just the last week, she had a student laugh when she confronted him about his computer background with a picture of Hitler that said happy birthday (he was not punished at all despite my wife reporting this to

Sumam stella fucking tua te bastardis.

Never thought I’d see my hometown newspaper cited on a Jez story. Go Muskies, and fuck you Chuck Grassley who is a massive stain on the underwear of the alumni population of my university.

Or.... now stay with me here..... or you guys played terrible (aggressive) defense and had lots of illegal contact while the Spurs played solid defense. Novel concept, I know.

“Hear, hear!”

+1 sniff of the milk carton

Underrated. This was brilliant. +1 sad, failing point.

“Let’s get it done then explain what it means.”

“Tell me more....”

If you replace Le Pen with Trump, you have a dead ringer for political commentary in the US 9 months ago.

I was glad to see Corey finally get a title after coming up short a couple times in the finals. He was a 4x state champ in Iowa which is a pretty big deal, and is a nice kid.

A sincere thank you for covering this from an avid marathoner who is often disappointed with the (understandable) lack of coverage of our sport.

This fucking jerk off makes me hate every single person that lives in our district that didn’t vote blue. On behalf of sane Iowans, I’m sorry. Fuck Steve King with trumps shrimp fingers

My best man is on-air talent who hs a contract coming up very shortly. I’ll give you a shout when I hear back from him. He has been wanting to get out of ESPNfor a couple of years anyway, insinuating as politically correctly as possible that it is tough to get ahead there if you aren’t a former athlete, female, or a

He looks like he should be playing on the Myrtle Beach Mermen with Kenny Powers.

Banned that shit from my classroom this week after one of the little bastards left a bunch on the floor and it took myself and the custodian the better part of 30 min getting it out of the carpet. Fuck that slime shit forever. 

Banned that shit from my classroom this week after one of the little bastards left a bunch on the floor and it took myself and the custodian the better part of 30 min getting it out of the carpet. Fuck that slime shit forever.

Dated a SE MN girl for a while, spent a lot of time in that area. Too many Trump voters for my liking. Pretty geography though.

Eastern Iowa raised. Can confirm.

Underrated. +1 a-ok secret racist hand signal.