This.

I guess it’s hard to tell on the internet that I’m messing around. My mistake.

Fuck your mother.

I’m rooting for Cleveland in the LCS because their pitching is a huge weak spot outside of Kluber. Also America.

Eh. Infield fly is meant more for actual fly balls. Not for weakly hit line drives from little baby Dodger hitters.

Get the fuck out of here with that. That is not a “minor defense” of Trump. It is bullshit. You and he can both fuck right the fuck off.

This is the stupidest false equivalency I’ve ever seen. Go to bed.

I woke my wife up laughing at the many iterations of Mike Pence. You all have struck gold. Thank you!!

Whoops.

Hassel was the best man in my wedding and kicked my ass in fantasy last weekend. He said nothing leading up to the matchup or during, only Tuesday morning when the matchup was final did he finally muster “suck it.” Nobody deserves this more than him, and it made my day to send this link to him with “suck it.” Thank…

I can’t even find it on the Apple Store. Am I doing something wrong?

Grandstanding Gargantuan Makes Great Gesture of Goodwill Geared Toward Ingratiating Selves With Gays

I have the bobSweep which is basically the same thing but $500 cheaper and we love it. All of the pros and cons listed below for the roomba.

I have the bobSweep which is basically the same thing but $500 cheaper and we love it. All of the pros and cons…

Inked Idiot Itching for Attention Attempts to Infuriate Rival Iowans

Stephen A vs Magary in a cage match. Who ya got?

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...and money.

Troll level: Expert.

Get out of the left lane.