“Nice”- Part time law clerk Rob Gronkowski 

So you’re telling me that NFL teams can adjust their offenses based on personnel? Huh.

A Boy Named Suh concurs

“Hmmm... what should the mascot for Rodeo Houston be? A horse? A bull? A cowboy?”

He’s more of a John Fence.

With what? There are no more bullets.

That's a lot of money and a very bleak future for Washington over a defunct Wall.

It Begins...

Blaine Gabbert
Blaike Gabbert
Blaike Gorbert
Blaike Gorblet
Blaike Gorbles
Blaike Borbles
Blake Bortles

This is probably just God’s way of reminding us that Brian Kelly sent a kid up on a scissor lift in 50 mph winds and got him killed.

The Lakers are in a tough spot.  They have 16 losses in games where Davis has not played, yet 20 wins when he is not sitting on their bench.

Articles appear to be designed for the under 30 group !!!

Drew’s Mom:

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

I mean hes at Duke so you know hes REALLY white.  The kind of white you just can’t teach 

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

The rule with the Pats is “On time is late” so in order not to be late he didn’t show up on time.

Im not afraid of Ben Simmons either. But you know who I am afraid of? Kevin fucking spacey. Jesus that video still creeps me out.

Because Sproles is a scatback and Mike Trout may very well be the greatest player of all time when he’s done