Puh-lease.

You spelled Metta World Peace wrong. Understandable, mistake. FYI Ron Artest is also a valid answer.

They took the offer that didn’t involve Tim Tebow. 

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

Interesting No-Look Stuff Found In Butt

Not a fair comparison of rookies, Bill. Luka is 19. Larry was 33.

Wrong.

The College Football Playoffs should be 8 teams and fans should get to vote for the last two spots. This would be a good system with exactly zero flaws. I will not be taking questions. 

Frosty, the snowman

Yes.

Terry Crews

He and AP would be quite the 1-2 punch.

Most are your average ho-hum worker exploitation factories. Only one is doing damage to the public trust. Fuck you Sinclair Broadcast Group.

Wow - so JR isn’t the first Smith in Ohio who failed to make it to Utah:

I don’t understand how people can be so critical that Carlsen — a man whose entire professional existence is dedicated to securing victory by thinking several steps ahead — decided to secure a victory by thinking several steps ahead. 

Counterpoint:

Its because Caruana was consistently better prepared than Carlsen and it only would have taken one mistake to lose game 12 and have no opportunity to respond as it was the final game.

If this is the chess equivalent of the Chicago Bulls losing game 5 of the 1996 NBA Finals on purpose then Magnus Carlsen is going to end his career by officially retiring and then un-retiring just so that he can stunt on Kwame Brown.

I really enjoyed Ben Tippett’s coverage of the matches, bring him back again!

Voldemark Davis is now a strong consideration for my trivia team name tonight.