The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

When LeBron goes to LA, the Eastern Conference All-Stars will be Austin Rivers, off-brand Toronto Kobe, whichever Morris brother is healthy, and Bismack Biyombo. 

His brother, Min Muncy, was leading the Mets in having the lowest OPS, HRs, and BBs on the team.

SA has all the leverage.

Does...Does this man have two watches?!

Chef: MY MOM

Tidbit: the guy who last played in the NFL while an M.D. (Bill McColl in 1955 per the link) had a son Milt who won two rings with the 49ers while studying medicine, and upon becoming an M.D. in 1988 retired from the NFL.

In 2018, it’s less OK to put MD on your jersey than to put an offensive caricature of a Native American. Or to be a Jets fan.

“He Hate Me M.D.”

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

Um of course he’s not gonna say anything bad about Stalin, the guy’s right there!

Barry, that can’t be Ichiro - Ichiro doesn’t have a mustache.

It’s clearly his evil twin, Zichiro.

I choose to believe that this is part of his pre-home run derby ritual, and we just haven’t ever seen it before.

Obligatory:

Chevy made a Lexus RX and called it a Blazer.

I went from excited to see what he said to just absolute sorrow for those poor guys getting drafted. Thinking of Marvin Bagley Jr. having to report to Kings training camp is the second most depressing story about camps I’ve read this week.