Nah, Barry killing it over there.

I can't find video, but I remember an incredible Yao pass where he just slapped the shit out of the ball with the perfect amount of spin. I <3 Yao.

Royals: pissing and moaning

I actually managed to hit the inside wall (ceiling?) of the fridge. Was really all up in there.

Nice IJ reference.

Was a wee bit stoned and enjoying putting fresh groceries away waaaaay too much. Nailed my noggin. Finished the job. Went to the ER.

Concussions are the fucking worst. I hit my head on a refrigerator a few months ago resulting in my second concussion in eighteen months, and was useless for two+ weeks- the idea of dealing with five or more is terrifying, especially as they tend to worsen in severity. Kudos to guys like this for walking away from the…

“I missed.”

Recently divorced, hyphenated man here- be wary of name changes. Love is always evolving, but the process of name change is forever a pain in the ass.

Cespedes should be allowed to ride his horse in-game.

That dove is a hero to Cardinals everywhere for sacrificing its body like that. So much grit.

Just another day at the park for Jose Altuve.

I hate remembering how the Rangers gave A Rod what was then the biggest contract ever only to turn him into Brad Wilkerson by way of Alfonso Soriano.

I really enjoy athlete poetry, like this gem from Peyton Manning-

Joe Flacco saw a pretty cool helicopter one time.

I pee all over Austin. Favorite spot is between that sandwich place and the Wheel on Chicon. Nice little parking lot with just enough (probably too little) coverage.